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Expletives Not Deleted - Essay Collection
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Burgeoning curmudgeon Leon Acord takes on current events (MAGA, cancel culture), modern-day life (precocious parents, technology), pop culture (theatre critics, closeted actors), and more in his new collection of bitchy yet bubbly essays, all written in the same acerbic voice that made his memoir SUB-LEBRITY a five-star Amazon bestseller.
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“Unique, highly recommended … Leon Acord pulls no punches … As fun as they are to read, these comic essays represent a growth opportunity for those who would look more closely at the elements contributing to social change and individual enlightenment … real nuggets of wisdom, controversy, and revelation … lively, evocative reading.”
Diane Donovan, Senior Book Reviewer, Midwest Book Review
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“This book delivers ... infused with wit ,,, showcases Leon Acord's laser-sharp wit ... an easy, relaxing read despite the serious subject matter”
Laura Moreno, Bay Area Reporter
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Paperback $11.99 E-book $3.99
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SUB-LEBRITY* The Queer Life of a Show-Biz Footnote - Memoir
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From Indiana farm boy to San Francisco queer-theatre veteran ... from creator/star of the seminal gay web TV series Old Dogs & New Tricks to his infamous role as Cindy Brady's political arch-enemy...
Actor Leon Acord's story, told in his singular, cheeky voice, is “like any other Hollywood memoir...the only difference is, I'm not famous!”
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"A ribald romp the show-biz industry ... Acord's own proclivity for trouble means that his accounts can be racy, offensive (to some), forthright, and satisfyingly political" Diane Donovan, Midwest Book Review
"Stunningly deep ... beatuifully shallow ... Acord is a gifted writer"
Sarah Mueller, All the Book Blog Names are Taken
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Paperback $15.99 E-book $8.99
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Old Dogs & New Tricks - TV Series
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Leon Acord created & stars with Curt Bonnem, Jeffrey Patrick Olson & David Pevsner in this seminal streaming gay sitcom as best buds stumbling thru middle-age in youth-obsessed West Hollywood.
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"Worth watching... fine acting... fantastic humor"
Queerty.com
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"Sex & the City Meets Queer as Folk"
Soap Opera Digest
Greg Lougnis, Mo Gaffney (AbFab), Ian Buchanan (Twin Peaks), Rutanya Alda (Mommie Dearest), Terri Garber (Dynasty), Thom Bierdz (Young & the Restless), Patrick Bristow (Showgirls) & Bruce L. Hart (Homewrecker) guest-star
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Buy Complete Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD at Amazon
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Rent or Buy the complete series or individual episodes in high def at Amazon Prime!
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Watch the complete series (with membership) on GayBingeTV!
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NEW! Watch the complete series on Tubi!!
Carved in Stone - The Play by Jeffrey Hartgraves
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Lauded by critics in Los Angeles and San Francisco, Jeffrey Hartgraves' Carved in Stone is the hilarious & thought-provoking story of recently deceased young author Quentin Tott, as he awakens in an afterlife lounge populated by Truman Capote, Quentin Crisp, Tennessee Williams and Oscar Wilde.
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Includes a foreword by director John Fisher, a postscript by "Quentin Crisp" actor Leon Acord, and photos from both San Francisco and Los Angeles productions.
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"This show is hilarious! Packed with witticisms that are downright lapidary"
SF Weekly
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"More bitchy gay wit and sophisticated repartee than a Noel Coward festival capped off with a screening of All About Eve"
Frontiers Magazine
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